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Boris on acid would be pretty hilarious. It would get weird.

Yeah, that was about it. It’s not gonna be Ed Miliband, is it? I would spike Mr Cameron, though.Would you?
Yeah, of course – I think everyone would. Do a – what’s that film? – Dead Man’s Shoes in the tea kettle-type thing. Yeah man, he needs it. He’s fucked up too many people, you know what I mean?Fair enough. Anyone more historical?
I’d like to get high with Malcolm X, because he was a bit of a boy. I’d spike Louis Farrakhan as well.A man who enjoys his spiking.

Angela: No, I'd say with Hillary.
Jess: And maybe some MDMA instead of pot.
Angela: Let’s go – we don’t have time for this.That was a whirlwind.

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Maggie Thatcher. She wasn’t called the Iron Lady because she was rigorous in her right-wing politics, it was because she could handle a lot of coke and still stand.She was the lady with the iron belly.
Yeah, iron stomach and iron nostrils.

I bet he’s probably crashing a speed boat somewhere as we speak. One hopes, anyway. It’s so funny that you’re talking about this; this is the last place I’d expect to be talking about Canadian politics.Discussing Canadian politics is probably stretching it a bit.
Oh, OK. Besides politics, it would probably be fun to just get on a plane, fly to Copenhagen and do some drugs in Christiania. You might as well go big, right?Where would you end up at the end of the night?
Hopefully not with Rob, because he’s pretty foul. Just sit, watch the sunrise, probably see a unicorn.

Jat, graphic designer: Boris?Yeah, he’s been our most popular.
Rosie: I don’t think I’d really want to hang out with any politicians ever. They’re all fat and ugly.
Jat: Nelson Mandela’s a bit of a dude.
Rosie: I’d like to have a glass of wine with Princess Diana.Nothing too wild then?
Rosie: No, I'd keep it chilled out. Maybe Jackie Kennedy. She’s mysterious; you’d learn a lot about her.Where would the night end up?
Probably in the White House swimming pool, in a 50s bathing suit with a cocktail.Previously - What's the Best YouTube Video You've Ever Seen?