A MAN ABOARD A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE STARTED SHOOTING PEOPLE
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Able Seaman Ryan Donovan shot Lt Cdr Ian Molyneux dead on board nuclear submarine HMS Astute on Friday.Another man, Lt Cdr Christopher Hodge, was also shot and is currently seriously injured in hospital.Unsurprisingly, the Mail On Sunday have already traced the incident back to that heathen wellspring of all things evil, rap music.Apparently Donovan [in the red circle] once changed his name by deed poll to "Reggie Moondogg" and wrote "dark lyrics" about JFK and Listerine.The Mail On Sunday also cite Donovan's love of cider as a reason to doubt a naval recruitment policy that admittedly did leave a 22-year-old who once had a stupid name in charge of a nuclear submarine with an assault rifle.THE BANKERS ARE THREATENING TO LEAVE LONDON
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…And take all of their money with them. Some people are doing a report on them and might tell George Obsorne that a lot of changes need to be made.This has them in a sulk and they might go off to Paris.SOME FOOD YOU MIGHT EAT ISN'T AS HEALTHY AS YOU MIGHT THINK
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Over at the Mail again, this time for a report they've carried out that suggests the middle classes have saltier blood than they'd anticipated.Pret A Manger's Posh Cheddar & Pickle Baguette has as many calories and as much fat as a Big Mac and Fries. Their tomato soup has the same amount of salt as nine packets of crisps.The 'paper did not specify which packet of crisps.THAT BACON MEME CONTINUED(via)
Saltiest gun ever.SOMEONE TOOK A PHOTOGRAPH OF A SPIDER AND THEY THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE MARIO
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His hat does look kind of similar.LOADS OF PEOPLE GAVE FAMOUS WOMEN STEVE BUSCEMI'S EYES
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Some of them look kind of hot.MAC HACKETT
Able Seaman Ryan Donovan shot Lt Cdr Ian Molyneux dead on board nuclear submarine HMS Astute on Friday.Another man, Lt Cdr Christopher Hodge, was also shot and is currently seriously injured in hospital.Unsurprisingly, the Mail On Sunday have already traced the incident back to that heathen wellspring of all things evil, rap music.Apparently Donovan [in the red circle] once changed his name by deed poll to "Reggie Moondogg" and wrote "dark lyrics" about JFK and Listerine.
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…And take all of their money with them. Some people are doing a report on them and might tell George Obsorne that a lot of changes need to be made.This has them in a sulk and they might go off to Paris.SOME FOOD YOU MIGHT EAT ISN'T AS HEALTHY AS YOU MIGHT THINK
Over at the Mail again, this time for a report they've carried out that suggests the middle classes have saltier blood than they'd anticipated.Pret A Manger's Posh Cheddar & Pickle Baguette has as many calories and as much fat as a Big Mac and Fries. Their tomato soup has the same amount of salt as nine packets of crisps.The 'paper did not specify which packet of crisps.THAT BACON MEME CONTINUED(via)
Saltiest gun ever.SOMEONE TOOK A PHOTOGRAPH OF A SPIDER AND THEY THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE MARIO
His hat does look kind of similar.LOADS OF PEOPLE GAVE FAMOUS WOMEN STEVE BUSCEMI'S EYES
Some of them look kind of hot.MAC HACKETT