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All these People want to Win a Trip to North Korea

North Koreans are so intense that last week they confiscated an entire tourist resort from South Korea, presumably so that every last bit of tourism that the area has to offer can be reserved exclusively for which ever lucky Vice reader wins a trip...

North Koreans are so intense that last week they confiscated an entire tourist resort from South Korea, presumably so that every last bit of tourism that the area has to offer can be reserved exclusively for which ever lucky Vice reader wins a trip there later this year. Here are some of entries so far.

Yeah, you could still be going on our all-expenses paid trip courtesy of Young Pioneers Tours, just send us something to convince us you're the right person to go. Like these guys did. Only better.

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Ryan here wrote a whole list of 101 reasons why he should go. We'll probably show you some more of them soon, but that's number 49 up there.

This hilarious guy said they wanted to turn all of North Korea into a drag club. But you know mate, North Korea has an embassy in Acton, so if they saw this they’d almost certainly shoot you in the head.

Caisa mailed us to say she should win the trip to North Korea because once when she did a weird video of herself getting dressed, she fell off a chair. This has nothing to do with North Korea, but is way better than those ten page nuclear disarmament treaties some of you are still sending us. However she loses points by not making it embeddable. What's up Caisa, are you worried the Tories will use it for their election campaign against your will, like they did with that Keane song? Anyway, you can click here to watch it. It's funny when she falls over.

Jack wants to go because he heard the the weather is a lot warmer than here in the UK, making it a better place to be, which is just the kind of non-confrontational approach that will help you not get into trouble in North Korea. He’s so confident he’ll be going he also sent a picture of his luggage.

This guy got P Diddy to back him up by setting up this website. He also has an expensive new camera he thinks should help send him there. Not very socialist.

Send all further entries here please: competitions@viceuk.com.

Young Pioneers are also offering a discount for Vice readers who don't win. Go here and say hi.