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"Kraynam": My name is Kraynam, I come from Tonypandy and I always fuck on the first date. That’s all you need to know. Why are you following us, you fat slag?Because I'm intrigued as to why you shit on your own tent?
It was Bowen, it was. You will go on my first whistle. The fuckin’ big bit of ket that was hanging out of my nose, you will go on my second whistle. That’s all I’m going to give you, I’m afraid.Why did Bowen shit on your tent?
Bowen? 'Cos he needed a shit. Bowen, you cunt, where are you?

Charlie: 'Cos it was fun. Everyone did it. Can you not see it everywhere?Because it was fun? Was there not a more thought-out reason than that?
You’re standing in the shit. There’s shit everywhere. Someone’s done a shit on the floor.Thanks, Charlie.

Steward #1209: Campfires are now banned on Sunday nights. It's our job to put them out.Have you been here for the Sunday night riots in the past?
Yeah, I've been coming for years. They used to be so fucking awesome. Everything was on fire – it was brilliant. It’s been shit since they stopped all that.
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Erm, well, it’s all for fun, isn't it?


Adult Baby: I’m Adult Baby, this is Booze-a-Tron, that is Banana and he is called Penguin.What are you guys doing?
We are looking to eat and fuck and fuck what we eat. Do you work for the local paper?Something like that.
Tell my mother I said "Hi."I'll be sure to pass it on.


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Animal: Animal.What’s with all the drama?
Those guys over there are kicking off because we all jumped on one of their tents and fucked all their shit up.Why did you do that?
We thought it was funny. Now this girl is screaming at us.At least you didn’t set anything on fire.
They won’t let us burn anything. We tried, but then the Ghostbusters came and put it out. It's fucking lame.


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