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Technology will get me sacked

I don’t feel like a bigot, but the first time an amputee colleague rolls up to me in one of these Gillette tank suits and asks me if I’ve got the files on the Johnston merger I think I’ll paint the floor in shit. After a while everyone will get used to it and it'll be like: "Hey Jim, do you want to come to see Girl Talk DJ tonight and have a dance with the gang? Oh God, I'm so sorry, I forgot you don't have any legs." Then he'll smile and say: "Don't worry mate, in my Exmovere Holdings Chariot I'll be dancing rings around you!" We'll go to the show and he'll get all the girls because he's on wheels so doing the moon-walk is really easy for him, then I'll get really pissed and bitter and start calling him a cyborg in front of our colleagues and the next morning all my stuff will be in a box on my desk. Shit.