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Actually, I was once dating one girl and I was seeing another girl at the same time. And then I took my girlfriend to the same party that she was at and, for some strange reason, one girl knew what the other one looked like. Then they started talking and they came over and bombarded me. There was this huge fight. It was a mess.Did you stick with either of them?
Nah, nah – they’re gone. I stuck with one for a little while. After they teamed up on me, they split into their groups and fought against each other.

I informed her that I thought it was a date and she thought it was better if we just stay friends.Oh, that sucks. Recently, a woman in China was reportedly stuck down a well for 15 days.
[Laughs] Well, it wasn’t as bad as that.She survived on corn and rain. How do you think you would you survive in that situation?
I probably wouldn’t. I’d probably just keel over and say, "Yeah, fair enough, this is pretty shit."

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England is a cool place. The problems you have in England are not like what you have in Egypt. I’ve been in the UK for six years and I’ve never had any problems.Glad to hear it.

I ended up getting a fine. He was in London, so he wasn’t too upset about it. And it’s probably better off that it happened there rather than here. I’m lucky it wasn’t here.Did it work in your favour that your dad's a police officer?
Not really. I said to the guys who were arresting me that my dad was a police officer, but then all of the members of my family with his second name ended up getting emails. My brother called me up the day after saying, "Have you been in a little bit of trouble?"Finally, what would you do if you were stuck down a well?
I’d start yelling for about half an hour. Then probably just sit it out and hope somebody would come. There’s not much you can do, really.

Just hours and hours of debate and going round in circles. There’s just so much boredom.Alright, thanks.Previously - What's the Best Prank You've Ever Pulled?