Hello Vice,
This Friday I went to your party and happened to spot a "CD-player-for-the-use-of-DJs" that I, in the heat of the moment, happened to accidentally take along with me. When I woke up the next day I realized what I’d done was not very nice. I decided to return it to its rightful owner. Seeing how the party was in your name I suspected you would know who owns it or that it's actually yours…I devised a cunning plan for how to return it, but that turned to shit when I found the gate by your office was closed. BUT… walk over to the courtyard next to yours, pass the first door and you'll see a black steel fence. Inside, by the wall, there's one of those green sandboxes you use in the winter time. Well, inside that you'll find a beer case wrapped in a plastic bag. And inside that you'll find your CD player.I really hope you understand the directions and that you go there as quickly as possible because it felt kind of expensive.
Sorry,
KLEPTO GIRL
(Stockholm)We realized that our €1000 CDJ-1000 had been stolen at about 0.20 AM on Friday night in the midst of raging party. The next day we realized we didn't have any insurance, so we were pretty happy to get this email.We've invited Klepto Girl out for a beer by way of thanks (I know, but whatever). As yet however, she has not replied.If you're reading this Klepto Girl, please get in touch.
This Friday I went to your party and happened to spot a "CD-player-for-the-use-of-DJs" that I, in the heat of the moment, happened to accidentally take along with me. When I woke up the next day I realized what I’d done was not very nice. I decided to return it to its rightful owner. Seeing how the party was in your name I suspected you would know who owns it or that it's actually yours…
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Sorry,
KLEPTO GIRL
(Stockholm)We realized that our €1000 CDJ-1000 had been stolen at about 0.20 AM on Friday night in the midst of raging party. The next day we realized we didn't have any insurance, so we were pretty happy to get this email.We've invited Klepto Girl out for a beer by way of thanks (I know, but whatever). As yet however, she has not replied.If you're reading this Klepto Girl, please get in touch.