Wednesday September 27th is Scary Perry day. Windy City Heat the DVD has just been released and a million things are going on to celebrate it. They are: ONE- the Perry Project's website is going live which includes one of the stupidest blogs ever written. TWO- we're putting a teaser of an hour long prank call where they convince Perry to tell a prominent producer that he missed the audition because he was raped. (Perry even goes on to claim he "squoze" too tight and the bottle he was sodomized with broke in his ass.) THREE- The Big Three (Don, Mole, and Perry) are going to be on Adam Corolla's radio show but get this- Johnny Knoxville is going to appear on the show as the new Scary Perry. Perry's going to shit himself. This goes live at exactly 11:25 AM New York Time but we're pretty sure they'll be replaying it all day. FOUR- the guy at TV Carnage did a Perry thing (that we'll post later) where he substitutes Perry's voice with The Thing from Fantastic Four because both Perry and The Thing think fedoras make you cool. FIVE- The big three is going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live Wednesday night! It's going to be a very Perry day!