Tecktonik is a new stupid dance that French kids are doing on YouTube. Sorry Jean-Guy, maybe instead of dancing in your shed, embarrassing your family, and dressing up like a poor man's raver, you should stick to what you're good at: being rude, drinking coffee, and wearing berets. For fucks sake France what happened? Did the death of Serge Gainsbourg suck all the cool out of you? At least the jumpstyle wasn't pretending to be anything more than dumb fun.
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