You know what we miss? Letters. Like, well-crafted letters in the mail. With decorated envelopes. From crazy people or even sometimes smart people. Or, god, even email! No one writes letters or emails to the editors anymore! Online comment boards have ruined everything. Now you can just go "Fuck you, that article sux. LOL." And that's it. What is the point of that? It takes less effort than a baby-poo to fart that out and it doesn't tell us anything constructive. Let's have a dialogue, people! Let's bring back letters. Letters are your chance to tell us about something that you want to tell us about. Doesn't that sound great? Our address is PO Box 2041, Fitzroy VIC 3065 and our email address is stuff@viceaustralia.com. We are sooooo bored right now. We quit smoking (yeah, again) as our new year's resolution and now we don't even know what to do with all our extra time. When you're not constantly running outside for smoke breaks there's so much time! What do people do with themselves? Please send us something good to read.