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PARIS - MAKE ME YOUR MOHAIR SEX MUMMY

Everyone likes a soft sweater to wear on a Sunday when you're reading the papers over brunch. But who knew that wool could be so sinful? Imagine our surprise when someone sent us a link to the French mohair fetish forum. These guys just want to be smothered and mummified in knitted gimp suits and fucked with crocheted condoms. Hey, we're down with elaborate fetishes, but where do these people find the time to put together their costumes? Shit, knitting a scarf can take at least two years.