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Another thing that makes the Bears so punk and awesome is that it is the exact opposite look most men are expected to acquiesce to. Its like the bigger you get the bigger the fuck-off. How punk is that? Where is my perfect fantasy bear lover that will cuddle me all night and pet my brown eye? I am brown bear totem animal dammit! Where is my fat chubby dream fuzzy who will playfully slap at my expanding chunk? My folds will whisper the dirtiest dirty whimpers, they will dribble the hottest hot sauce, my fur will lengthen and playfully sway, beckon seduction, my waddle will justly wiggle out all the cum of lov'n fuzz fun. If bedtime doesn't look like two plush stuffed smiling Popples rolling in oil, then I'd rather eat Wendy's and work on my expansion belly. I feel like I need to take a stand! For fashion, for fuck, for the love of food, love of love, and punk! ADRIANE SCHRAMM
