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LONDON - SNOW PENIS ENVY

While bankers took London's recent snow as a chance to have fucking snow fights (nice one guys, you've certainly earned the right to take your eye off the ball for the moment), everyone else in the wintry wonderland used the stuff to build big white dicks. Here are some examples of their work.

This one was built by Jonnie Craig and it kicks the shit out of all of the others. It's six feet tall, anatomically accurate, and has a wry sense of self-knowledge about itself.

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This was constructed by some school kids in Tuffnell Park. To be honest, it's a little seedy. I guess the penis is still an underused embarrassment for these sculptors.

We got it from Noodles and Broth. Ugly, ugly cock this one. Nasty and thin like Fu Manchu's fingers. Still, at least it's tall and you can tell these grown men are enthusiastic about their work.

ANDREW DIGEST