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LONDON - THE BNP GOES FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH

Remember these handsome guys? They are members of the BNP and they were shot a couple of years ago at some rally to protest against all the muslims in Christian churches. They did such a good job that today, in 2008, the Koran is STILL not being taught by any vicars, priests or nuns or in any way being connected with God and the baby Jesus.

Despite their amazing work, some critics said that their look was a little dated and that maybe the BNP should have a look at updating their style and general something something about public image. So we were delighted to receive a new photo of some BNP members who were snapped by one of our friends shortly after putting one of their totally brilliant leaflets with hardly any spelling mistakes in through his front letter box.

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Click through to see the new faces of reasonable hate.

Check it out Mr. Brown and Mr. Cameron. The BNP are shaping up. With fresh young members and cunning use of fake tan and hair dye, the new face of the BNP is one we're very excited about and one we're destined to see grinning from the steps of Downing Street soon.

If we looked this good we wouldn't be moaning about having our phone numbers and emails released on the internet.

Look at that photo and imagine listening to Starship's 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' . The future's bright, the future's white.