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MELBOURNE - HORSE BAZAAR HAPPY PARTY

Do you like having a very good time with fun and drinks and dorks into noise. You do? Great! There's just the place for you this Wednesday night. The Horse Bazaar is hosting what I'm guessing is their annual Christmas Party with a slew of men with delay pedals, dodgy facial hair and self respect. It is very uncertain what exactly is going to happen at this shindig because the poster for this thing is just a bunch of names you read on every other poster, but I'm assuming it's going to be very special and in The Lords honor. Names: Sweatlung, DJ Absoluten Calfeultrail, Cumsquad, Anthea Caddy, blah blah blah…. Does this mean anything to you? Good. You'll have a great time, then! Maybe you'll fall in love with a vegan?

Where: 397 Little Lonsdale St. Melbourne CBD
Time: 8:30 PM
Why:?