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TOP TEN - THINGS TO SCREAM OUT UPON CLIMAX IN 2009


Anything but these ten phrases will surely out you as a passe orgasmee. Get these down and she'll know you are a human of the NOW.

1. WHITESNAKE!!!*

2. THE AIDS!!

3. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!!

4. I'M OUTTA HERE!

5. BURN THE VATICAN!!

6. IT'S OVER!!

7. OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!

8. VOLCANIC POPSHOTZZ!!

9. EW!

10.YOU'VE GOT A TIGHT LITTLE BOX!!

*avoid using more than 3 exclamation points in a row or your writing will look like an album by THE GREAT KAT.

NONDOR NEVAI