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SNEAKY TEASERS - WHY WOMEN HATE SEX

Hey, we're finishing up work on the January issue of the magazine right now and just wanted to share this theory from one of our interview subjects. We're not 100% sold on it, but it does raise some pretty

tantalizing

questions. See if you can guess who said it…

"Women hate to fuck. Don't tell me you've never noticed. You see, millions of years ago, there were two species of monkeys. In one of these species all the men were wiped out and only the females survived. In the other, the opposite happened. So what happened? The females of one species started reproducing with the males of another. Women hate to fuck with men who don't belong to their same species."

Give up? We'll give you three hints: Beard, Italy, the Holocaust. That's it. If you can't figure it out from there, you'll have to wait for the issue to hit the stands. Or whatever it is it hits. Window sills mostly, I think.