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TORONTO - SPRING'S SPRANG (SPRUNG!)

So, it's pushing 20C today! How about that? Guess winter's over, huh? Maybe. Bet you're glad this melting planet has finally rotated just enough to allow our little big city to bask in the cancer rays from our sunny friend the sun. Take that southern hemisphere, you lazy tropical realm of maraca players. We know you're excited about breaking out your denim jackets and those weird windbreaker zip-ups thingies, and we suggest you and your spring clothes and your six tall can drunk (that is to say the six tall cans in your belly, but "six tall can drunk" sounds more like a nice swaggery country tune. Anywayezz…) Go to see Mark Sultan tonight - he's that guy named after an outdoor grill - and some other local talent tonight at Rancho Relaxo. Apart from that there's not much else going on this weekend except house parties, so get yourself invited to one of those or get ready for an exciting Saturday night waiting for your Redtube videos to buffer.