Was I just high on San Pedro cactus, my designer drug of choice, or is Agyness Deyn the four-dimensional manifestation of Doug cartoon superstar temptress Patti Mayonnaise? While scouring the internet for the physical side effects of the cactus, finally realizing that I was actually reading a new-age-y poem about the drug instead of the actual side effects, one of those annoying pop-up windows appeared with a photo of her, asking "Who is this famous supermodel?" Agyness's image spoke to me through the computer screen and told me her identity. Her voice was that of none other than Patti Mayonnaise, Doug Funny's kind, loveable, athletic love interest. Holy shiite, I thought, is Aygness the real Patti Mayonnaise or is it the other way around? The following morning, still fixated, I tried to iterate this concept to Aggy via e-mail, but to no avail.
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