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10:00 AM: Chris calls, he's late. I'm waiting, watchingSomething's Got to Giveand a show that involves someone getting a makeover. 10:30 AM: I realize that my biggest fear is to end up like Diane Keaton, dwelling in my own neuroses and witty comments, coming in my pants while Jack Nicholson cuts off my turtleneck sweater. 11:00 AM: Still waiting. The woman getting the makeover now has brown hair with orange highlights.
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