In this installment of Shuffle and Splooge, Sophie Saint Thomas tempts Jay-Z to break his vows, and drinks Malbec in bed."Teardrop" by Massive Attack"Izzo (H.O.V.A)" by Jay-Z
Love, love is a verb. Love is a doing word. We eat steak with our fingers and drink Malbec in bed. I lie in your bathtub with my legs up and let the hot water run over me until I come. You watch, saying I'm the most beautiful thing in the world. Of a confession, I want to watch so many Sasha Grey films with you that we celebrate her goddamn birthday. Fearless on my breath when I say that you are my true love. I'll be your slut forever.
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Yo Jay, are you really only fucking with B? Props to soul mates but monogamy wasn't meant for the best rapper alive. I head down to Tribeca to give Jay a copy of Sex at Dawn. He steps out of his elevator and says, "I already have a copy of that on my Kindle." Beyonce and Blue Ivy will be at the manicurist for at least three more hours so he lets me in. My H goes to to his izz-o, then my V to his izz-a. Come on Jigga, dribble down to my VA. We gets bizzay. *hands in the air*"Only Shallow" by My Bloody Valentine
There's romantic sex and then there's selfish sex. This time is just for him but I won't care. I ignore him, sipping my wine and staring out the window watching snow fall while he penetrates me from behind. Come. Where, I won't care.Previously - Shuffle and Splooge - Playlist #8 @TheBowieCat
