




MARTIN PARR Martin Parr is one of Britain’s best-known photographers and one of the longest-standing members of Magnum Photos, probably the best photo agency in the galaxy. But that’s not why we love him. Well, it’s largely why we love him, but we really, really love him because he is one of Old Blighty’s most celebrated collectors of random cultural ephemera. To see his flat full of garbage from the last 30 years of humans making garbage would bring a tear to any pack rat’s eye, but his pièce de résistance is his collection of memorabilia featuring and inspired by Al Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden (RIP). When we heard the news that the old goat had been shot in the face, Martin was the first man we called. See TRINKETS OF TERROR KARA CRABB Kara grew up in Windsor, Ontario, which is right across the river from Detroit. Not only is Windsor economically tied to that sinking brick of the American car industry, but it’s also upwind, so it lives under a semipermanent brown fog from Michigan’s refineries. We don’t know what kind of effect it has on the average human, but it has made Kara’s brain work in a way that makes us think she is either a full-bore genius or a potential serial killer. Great example: When we started work on this issue she told us she wanted to determine whether or not cervical mucus could be cooked and eaten like eggs. After dry-heaving for several minutes, we asked her how the question had come up. She said, “Well, it kinda looks like eggs.” See OVUM EASY, PLEASE TIM FRECCIA Tim Freccia got his start in the 1980s taking pictures for Karl Lagerfeld, but it wasn’t long before he shifted gears from fashion houses to conflict zones. Since then he’s been extracting beautiful, haunting images from some of the world’s most chaotic places. We went with him to survey the extremely dodgy technological-minerals trade in the wilds of eastern Congo, where we’ve heard the locals sincerely believe that Tim is a ghost. We don’t know if playing into that belief is ethically sound, but there’s something comforting about trekking through the jungle in the dead of night with a guy who has not only repeatedly escaped death, but who has also produced go-go records and played guitar with D.O.A. See THE HEART OF BLEAKNESS
