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Zero Context

'So Definitely Do Acid, and JFK Was an Inside Job''s most memorable lines from the week of July 17, presented with zero context.
Lia Kantrowitz
illustrated by Lia Kantrowitz

As copy editor of, it's my job to read every word that appears on our site and make sure everything is in its right place—that all the commas and semicolons are where they need to be, names and places are spelled correctly, and "fuccboi" is written in the proper style. Over the course of the day, some sentences from our stories catch my eye, usually because they're good or funny or odd or compelling in some way. Here they are now, presented with zero context, for the week of July 17. To find out why they exist or how they were used, simply click the link for the full story.


- Nobody deserves to die from taking dick. - So definitely do acid, and JFK was an inside job.

- Lena Dunham thinks he's "a bonafide genius."

- I'm 85 and I still get a lot of vagina.

- The solution to this dilemma is simple: Lie to your friends and family.

- I blog about my FUPA and hate sucking dick.

- If you guys are reading this, I WANT MY FUCKING ROYALTIES.

- Something must've died in his microwave.

- You guys know I died a year ago, right?

- Sigurður Hjartarson was only a boy when he was given a bull's penis as a gift.

- Who among us had ever smoked weed?

- There's a reason Bruce Springsteen sings about cars, and it's the same reason Jay Leno collects them.

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