As I embarked on my Winona-thon, I couldn't help but wonder… what's the big deal with Ryder anyway?
Lucas (1986)
How to Make an American Quilt (1995)
"Hey wyd?" "Nothin' much, just thinkin' about sexy farmers instead of writing about Winona, hbu?"
The House of the Spirits (1993)
The Crucible (1996)
I saw Goody Day-Lewis flaunting his toxic masculinity!
The Age of Innocence (1993)
Mermaids (1990)
Praying to Our Lady Cher, the patron saint of snack foods, whilst gnawing on the marshmallow kabobs she serves her daughters in this movie.
Little Women (1994)
I know Jo doesn't love Laurie, but I still wish Winona and Christian Bale would've ended up together.
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Believe it or not, Jared Leto's wig in this movie is even worse than mine in this picture. (Yes, he's in this one, too.)
Reality Bites (1994)
"Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent."
Dracula (1994)
Dracula "crossed oceans of time" to find Winona, but I wish Gary Oldman would stay far away!
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
"You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did."
Beetlejuice (1988)
"My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room"
Heathers (1988)
"Veronica, you look like hell." "Yeah? I just got back."

