Theresa May during her famous coughing fit. Photo: Paul Warburton / Alamy Stock Photo
The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:
– Theresa May to oppose vote on Northern Ireland abortion law
– Two young people died at a music festival over the weekend
– Oxford and Cambridge universities hold £21 billion in riches
– London cyclists too white, male and middle class, says London's cycling chief
– Thousands enslaved in forced marriages across UK, investigation finds
– Developers are cashing in on the privatisation of student housing
– YouTube deletes 30 music videos after Met link them with gang violence
– Many Carphone Warehouse shops shutting because more people are buying online