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Vince Neil Opens A Strip Club Even He Can't Get Kicked Out Of

It's called "Girls, Girls, Girls," and it's nothing like a creepy old man's basement.

Vince Neil and the staff of his new skin club, "Girls, Girls, Girls"

Botox-bloated drunk driver and Mötley Crüe front man Vince Neil doesn’t have the best record with the ladies. Back in 2003 he was fined for assaulting a sex worker, and just last year he was charged with battery after an altercation with an ex. Well, in 2012 he’s making good and coming clean, offering his apologies to the fairer sex in the form of gainful employment. Neil just announced the opening of “Girls, Girls, Girls,” a rock ‘n’ roll-themed titty bar in downtown Las Vegas. This announcement comes just at the heels of the Crüe's announcement of a presumably “Land Before Time”-themed tour with KISS, and a whole lot of shit-talking of Rihanna.

Here in New York, when you want to go to a shitty strip club, you go to PUMPS. In Las Vegas, there’s over 20 clubs on the main drag alone—they don’t call it “The Strip” for nothing. How is Neil going to set his spot apart? By decking the all-night topless bar out with guitars, posters, and other metal memorabilia, basically making a fantasy vanity palace that’s nothing like a creepy old man’s rape basement. He considers this business move “a dream come true,” and there’s no reason to doubt him—the song for which his new nightspot takes its name is arguably the biggest skin bar anthem ever.

The club opens up on April 13, which happens to be a Friday. “I probably shouldn’t tempt fate with a Friday the 13th opening, but why not?” Well, possibly his security policies. In a recent interview with the Las Vegas Sun, Neil spoke candidly about the club’s liberal safety precautions: “As long as people are there, people will be dancing. We are never going to kick anyone out, that’s for sure.”

Vince Neil’s dream come true: a strip club even he can’t get kicked out of.