"Our public humiliation category is full:" Porn Site Asks Users to Stop Uploading Soccer Blowout

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"Our public humiliation category is full:" Porn Site Asks Users to Stop Uploading Soccer Blowout

When it comes to soccer, PornHub users need to stop jerking around.

You could say Tuesday's Brazil-Germany shit show was pornographic in that it was obscene.

Immediately after the beat down, people-who-probably-have-too-much-time-on-their-hands began uploading the catastrophe to PornHub under the title "Young Brazilians Get Fucked By Entire German Soccer Team." Really funny, guys. And that is "guys" as in "men," because who are we trying to kid here?

Unfortunately, the game footage is no longer on the site, which means some intern at PornHub HQ had to constantly search the site for any Brazil-Germany material the past few days and then take it down.

It got so bad that PornHub itself tweeted about the situation, asking for some sort of sanity.

Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub… Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany

— Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub) July 8, 2014

So many RTs!

This should be a lesson: Leave the uploading of videos to PornBub to the professional pornography-uploaders, OK? You do not want to mess with that union.