Related, from Waypoint: You know who's NEVER in detention? The Ashen One from our most reliable game of 2016.
No Man's Sky, we're all very excited for your science project. Procedurally generating an entire galaxy is a cool experiment! And I see that you tried to get good marks in biology and geography too. But you are completely failing all of your other classes. You haven't shown up for your language class since October, and we're not even going to talk about how poorly you did in Home Ec. Stacking iridium? What the hell does that even mean? That's not a thing!Kid, we think you have a bright future ahead of you, but you really, really need to learn to manage your time better, ok?Palmer Luckey. Oh boy. Palmer, you are certainly entitled to your political opinions. But funding a tasteless, sexist, misogynist, thoroughly shitty online smear campaign is not how a grown-ass man should voice his concerns. Or how any reasonable person should conduct themselves, ever. What's worse is that it seemed like you thought it was all one big, hilarious goof. You're going to be in here until you grow the hell up and learn to take responsibility for your actions.The Witness—no, stop with that smirk. We have a special detention just for you, smartass. And take your dumb statue with you.(Disclosure: a close personal friend did work on Mighty Number 9)