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The Dachshund United Nations

This is exactly what it sounds like: a bunch of wiener dogs hanging out on a stage meant to resemble the UN Human Rights Commission. We're pretty sure they're saying, "Woof woof, I'ma invade you if you don't lift that embargo!"

When the Harbourfront Centre in Toronto decided to fly in weirdo performance artist Bennett Miller to show the city his piece, The Dachsund UN, we had to send a film crew. Dogs acting like people is an online video goldmine. Amazingly enough, it's exactly what it sounds like: a bunch of wiener dogs hanging out on a stage meant to resemble the UN Human Rights Commission. We're pretty sure they're saying, "Woof woof, I'ma invade you if you don't lift that embargo!" Or whatever it is human UN delegates talk about all day.

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