Oh, just sitting here at the VICE offices watching the rain fall outside the window, thinking about what manner of chicken I'll be having for lunch, when a message from hell was delivered to me. DAVY JONES DIED! And according to Twitter, no one gives a shit. What the eff is wrong with you??
The information being released so far says that he had a heart attack this morning. I personally like to think that he died with a tambo in one hand and a boob in the other.
Seriously, this is WAY more depressing than Whitney Houston.