
Dir: Joanna Angel
Rating: 9
Burningangel.comI started taking steroids yesterday as an act of thanks and joyous celebration. I felt it was my duty as a native of New Jersey because the pieces of shit on the most atrocious public-relations disaster in the history of the Garden State, Jersey Shore, are not returning for another season. Hopefully by the time you read this my balls will have shrunk to a microscopic size (like those of the cast of the show), and I'll be starting senseless bar fights because I have no other way to channel my latent homosexuality.
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