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VICE: Hey man. I first saw you on that MTV show From G's to Gents (a reality show that collected a bunch of G's and tried to teach them manners and gentlemanly ways) and, though you were eliminated kind of early, I had a feeling I'd be seeing you again. Was doing that show just a PR move for you, since you were obviously levels above any of those other dudes?
Riff Raff: MTV OWES ME MY OWN SHOW AND 1.7 MiLLiON DOLLARS… AND A LAMBORGHiNi AiRPLANE …. UNTiL THEY PAY ME iN GOLD AND DiAMONDS i SHALL NOT PROMOTE THEiR NAME.Your tweets are fucking brilliant, man. You seem like one of the only rappers who actually thinks about shit before they tweet it. What's your secret?
THE SECRET iS i HAVE THiS COOL COMPUTER THAT SAYS COOL SHYT … iTS CALLED A BRAiN, i HAVE ONE OF THE TOP 1% CEREBELLUMS iN THE LEAGUE …. WHiCH GiVES ME A SLiGHT ADVANTAGE OVER THE AVERAGE HAS-BEENS AND HUMAN PROXiMETERS.I don't even fucking know what "bringing out the rice" actually means, but I say it to my coke dealer and he seems to understand. Give me a brief history of RICE.
PG VERSiON = TO GiVE FORTH AND DiSPLAY ALL EFFORT TO MAKE YOUR POTENTiAL iNTO A REALiTY AND EXPRESS GREAT FLASHY FORTUNES WiTH ARROGANCE AND FLARE…MiAMi ViCE VERSiON = BRiNG OUT THAT GOOD SHYT SO THAT i CANT BLACK OUT ON THESE HATERS.

iM UNDER CONTRACT NOT TO SPEAK OF MY EYES …. UNLESS BEiNG iNTERViEWED BY A FEMALE COMPONENT
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HE GAVE ME AN OFFER THAT i COULDNT REFUSE… WE MET UP iN TAMPA BAY FLORiDA iN AN UNDiSCLOSED AREA, EXCHANGED SiGNATURES AND MONEYS AND THEN STAYED UP FOR 47 HOURS iN CELEBRATiON.I hear you got a special announcement to make. Want to do it here? Don't hold back, now. Tell us everything.
iM NOT GUNNA SAY TOO MUCH BUT … WE HAVE AN ALBUM AND A WORLD WiDE TOUR THAT WiLL BE TAKiNG PLACE EARLY iN THE 2012 YEAR …. ALOT OF ALCOHOL, ALOT OF MONEYS EXCHANGED …. AND POSSiBLY A KiDNEY TRANSPLANT SOMETiME iN THE EARLY MARCH REGiONS.All right. Sounds good.You all see what I mean? Keep your eyes on this dude.More clips:
"The Golden Child"
"Otis Freestyle" (this is like the fucking jam)You can follow his every move here: @RiFFRaFF_SODMG
And follow my less sweet moves here: @nytyrant