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[Sighs] Not really. It’s 50/50.What do you argue about?
Cleaning, going out, her spending my money, holidays.Why does she always win?
She always thinks she’s right, I always think she’s wrong. I’m the sort of person who don’t argue too much, so I keep a cool head, y’know?So you're a peaceful person in general, a bit like the Dalai Lama?
Uh – yeah, mate.Cool. So who's your least favourite person to argue with?
Probably my old man. When we argue, it gets out of hand. Not too aggressive – just a bit of shouting and screaming, everybody getting angry, trying to have their dinner. I always win, though.That's good.

Yeah, I got severely damaged [laughs].Oh right. Did he get the fiver back in the end?
No, he didn’t, I didn’t pay. He felt pretty guilty afterwards and paid me off.I guess that’s kind of nice. So you’re still friends?
Fuck no! I’ve got a hit out on him.Have you seen him since?
Nah, he fled to Australia. Before I got the mafia on his arse.

I don’t get in arguments.Do you not enjoy arguments?
No.So no arguing back and forth?
Why are you arguing about arguing with me?
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So much. They know that their beliefs are illogical and they admitted it.How was it, knowing you were right?
Very good. I was so happy.Is she an atheist now?
No, I’m still quite annoyed. All she’s done is admitted that her religion has no rational knowledge behind it.Have you ever thought about taking Dawkins' throne and trying to covert believers to atheism?
Maybe, but only if I was the leader. Stupid people believe in things that they don’t understand – things that have no explanation.Like the ending to Inception?
Not really.Previously - What's the Hardest You've Ever Worked?