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Morning Sickness: Don't Give Ugly Women Knives

"Hello boss. Delivery for you? From Teen Boy Fantasy Inc. I know we're thirty years late, and I think some anchovies got put on here by mistake, but you can scrape them off with this complimentary cutlery."

"No."

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

(Jackson County Sheriff's Department report via The Smoking Gun)