GWYNETH PALTROW DOESN'T SEEM TOO CONCERNED WITH MAKING PEOPLE LIKE HERI know this is old news, but I only just saw it. Because it was on Glee. Which, for me, means it may as well have been broadcast on a local Colombian Christian news network (at 4am on a school night).The whole thing is pretty shockingly awful (like, "how the fuck was this shown on prime-time television?" awful), but here are the worst parts:
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- - Gwyneth's little "Rachel from Friends" Halloween costume.
- - That the "fuck you" of the chorus has been changed to "forget you". I'm pretty sure "fuck" and "forget" don't mean the same thing.
- - That we're meant to believe Cee Lo Green is something cool the kids think a square like Gwyneth wouldn't have heard of in an age where my mum's ringtone is "Crazy".
- - "TOP 40 sweet cheeks. HIT IT!" - Clever pun, huh? Oh wait, it doesn't mean anything. NM.
- - Gwyn's gross "BWOADWAAAAY" pronunciation of words.
- - The unbelievably subtle acting of the brown haired girl in the navy jumper. I'm not sure if you picked up on this (it was almost too subtle) but she doesn't approve of what Gwyneth is doing.
- - The guy with the mohawk's rape-stare.
- - "Yeah, go home and tell your little girlfriend!"
- - That not a single student at this school is under the age of 25.
- - 28 seconds in, where it looks like she pulls a tambourine out of her vagina.
- - Gratuitous instances of "the robot".
- - How closely her voice resembles T-Pain.
- - The killing of four minority birds with two human stones (the fat AND black girl/the disabled AND ugly boy).
- - "Lets go get some tacos!!!!"
