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For Chrissakes, they even broke out the most Canadian hockey fight move of them all: pulling the other guys’ jerseys over their heads! Baseball legend and Team Canada coach Larry Walker told reporters shortly after, “It’s Saturday night. We’re just trying to get on Hockey Night in Canada.” Well, they did. And unsurprisingly, Don Cherry came back with classic rock ‘em sock ‘em comments like, “Boom. He gets him down!” and “That’s the way to go! A good Canadian boy.”LE PRISON BREAK
This past St. Patrick’s Day, instead of getting blotto, two men made Quebec prison break history by hijacking a helicopter and landing it on the roof of a Saint-Jérôme prison, where two inmates then grabbed onto ropes and flew away to freedom. A very temporary freedom, mind you. The two prisoners Benjamin Hudon-Barbeau and Danny Provencal (along with two accomplices that kidnapped and traumatized a 20-year old helicopter pilot) were arrested just hours afterward. This is clearly something that the hoser classic Trailer Park Boys should’ve scripted if they’d had the budget.
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Grandma Kim Bright from Brandon, Manitoba, has been making viral videos of herself wearing a bathing suit in subzero weather while snowmobiling, skating, snow shovelling, and all other things typically Canadian. In most of her videos, she yells, "Fight on, Manitoba!" while trying to cheer up her fellow Canucks who are still enduring the brutal cold. She told the CBC they started as joke videos she’d send to her friends who’d moved to warmer places for the winter. Like a true hoser, she opted to stay put and risk hypothermia in the name of lulz.That’s it for March. We can’t wait to hear about all the new and exciting ways Canadians find to embarrass their country over the next four weeks. Fight on, hosers!Feel free to send Greg local hoser news via Twitter: @GGRPikeMore hoserness:Rob Ford Isn't a Drunk. He's a King.The 2012 Canadian Hoser of the Year Awards10 Newfie Jokes