We know you're not sitting here reading this. You're actually at or on your way to Santos for to see what's inside the colored plastic eggs in tonight's basket. Andrew W.K. plays mama hen to the Wham City brats and Baltimoron Ed Schrader and it just promises overall to be the kind of great time that only happens on a random Tuesday when you don't actually feel like going out but do and end up with your wig blown off. So to those of you not feeling the telepathic support we're sending you for being there, shut your computer screen already and go. No one will care what you look like, we promise. Bye.
