We got this five in a handful of change this weekend. At first we thought the writing was one of those "track this dollar" things, but then we actually read it. You can click the picture to make it bigger, but in case you've got a case of the lazies it says "Good luck Pete. Love, Danielle." Then we flipped it over and noticed two marks on the back where someone had ripped off pieces of scotch tape. Then we went "Oh… Ohhhhhh." It's one of those bills they put on the wall when they start a pizzeria. Are you catching the sad vibes wrapped up in this five? How heavy would it have been to be there when things got so bad for Pete he had to pull it off the wall, remove each piece of tape, and hand it to his creditor or bookee or whoever. Oooh—or what if he took it down when the pizzeria went under and decided he was going to hang on to it as a memento (or until he got the place back up and running—actually, that's even better) and had it in his wallet for three years until he finally decided to bite the bullet? That's a double dose of failure. I guess they also could have hired some shitty teenager or junkie who decided to rip it off when they canned him, but we prefer the bummer explanations. Anyways, we're going to start doctoring all our bills to look like this. At least until we get bored of it (which is now).