This just landed on the desk of the No Shit Deptartment: Wang Hao won the Ping Pong World Championship title over the weekend. What, you didn't watch it? Dude has honed a pen-hold grip technique that makes him as untouchable as Tom Hanks in the movie with the chocolates and retards. It's weird because Wang sucks on Wii Table Tennis -- though I don't think the remote thing senses my unorthodox reverse backhand smashes.Wii are touring the student unions and shopping centres around the UK to show off the new Table Tennis release:OCTOBER
Friday 12 Leicester Students Union
Saturday 13 Nottingham Trent
Sunday 14 Rest Day
Monday 15 Travel Day
Tuesday 16 Manchester Met
Wednesday 17 Warwick Student Union
Thursday 18 Anglia Ruskin (Cambridge)
Friday 19 UEA (Norwich)
Saturday 20 Hull
Monday 22 Trafford Centre (Manchester)
Tuesday 23 Bull Ring (Birmingham)
Thursday 25 Bluewater (Kent)
Friday 26 MK:Centre
Saturday 27 Meadowhall (Sheffield)
Sunday 28 Travel Day
Monday 29 Bournemouth
Wednesday 31 Cardiff SU NOVEMBER
Thursday 1 Plymouth Students Union
Friday 2 Bristol SU
Monday 5 Essex SU (Colchester)
Wednesday 7 Loughborough
Thursday 8 Sheffield Students Union
Friday 9 Southampton SU
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Friday 12 Leicester Students Union
Saturday 13 Nottingham Trent
Sunday 14 Rest Day
Monday 15 Travel Day
Tuesday 16 Manchester Met
Wednesday 17 Warwick Student Union
Thursday 18 Anglia Ruskin (Cambridge)
Friday 19 UEA (Norwich)
Saturday 20 Hull
Monday 22 Trafford Centre (Manchester)
Tuesday 23 Bull Ring (Birmingham)
Thursday 25 Bluewater (Kent)
Friday 26 MK:Centre
Saturday 27 Meadowhall (Sheffield)
Sunday 28 Travel Day
Monday 29 Bournemouth
Wednesday 31 Cardiff SU NOVEMBER
Thursday 1 Plymouth Students Union
Friday 2 Bristol SU
Monday 5 Essex SU (Colchester)
Wednesday 7 Loughborough
Thursday 8 Sheffield Students Union
Friday 9 Southampton SU