The Random Name Generator, aka "editor's best friend" that we told you about ages ago has been the highlight of our day so far. Sad but true. We're sitting here trying to write shitty music reviews of shitty music and when we finally spit one out, our reward is going to the RNG site, setting the obscurity level to 69 (why not?), and then getting a list with names like this. It's like poetry, isn't it?1. Dong Norsingle
2. Wilber Warhol
3. Dong Dinco
4. Dusty Tardo
5. Arnulfo Chubbs
6. Hoyt Manspeaker
7. Enola Newness
8. Lashunda Fogo
9. Royal Romp
10. Fack