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WHAT HAPPENED TO TITS LIKE THIS?

Have you ever seen the

Thief of Baghdad

? It's the movie Terry Gilliam cribbed about 90% of his early visual style from. It also contains some of the most futuristic cleavage your mouth has ever rolled tongue at.

Are you getting this? I guess at the end of the day it's just a brocaded granny-top over a corset, but still, it's like her tits are M.A.N.T.I.S. I mean, how is that thing even attached? Did they tape it to her nipples?! More to the point, can you imagine what our world would be like if this look had taken off? Your dad could have made a fortune selling inner-thigh holsters to hold down the rampant permaboners. Congratulations all pornography from 1840 to the present, you just got your ass kicked by a kids' movie from the 40s.