VICE AUSTRALIA GUIDE TO THE WEEKEND

Here’s what to do this weekend in and around the world (Australia).

Unfortunately, Melbourne and Sydney are the only cities that exist this week. I’m not sure where Perth, Brisbane, Hobart or, whatever the other ones are called, have gone. Hopefully they resurface from whatever plane they’ve been banished to by some unforeseen force by this time next week, so that we can include them in the “GUIDE”.

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You already know what it is. Australian Cowboy Coachella in bum fuck nowhere, NSW (I think…?). It’s on all long weekend. You should go, and then you should pitch us your coverage (if you think you’ve got what it takes).

It’s actually crazy how long this tiny city has gone without international acts gracing its tiny stages.

Woof lineup ✰✰✰

OK WHAT? “Join Dinner Party Press for another sultry soiree of feminist erotica. All our writers at this salon are poets, the air will hang thick, imbued with meaning and an unrealised springtime crush.”

WHERE? Willows & Wine: 315 Victoria Street West Melbourne, VIC 3003

WHEN? 19:00 - 22:00

Omg, there’s another event at Melbourne’s only club? How novel!

Hahahaha. So Brisbane doesn’t exist this weekend, but the Gold Coast does. Go see some wrestling at Southport RSL, coward.

You can just tell from the poster and avalanche of cute symbols in the caption that this event has will be full of way-cooler-than-you-in-every-conceivable-way-eighteen-to-twenty-year-olds which also means it will be good.

When it comes to wine tasting, why travel to the musty echelons of the Yarra Valley when you can just go to Brunswick? Why indeed?

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