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Turtlenecks Are the Horniest Winterwear

From revolutionaries to The Rock, there’s a reason the turtleneck is the sexiest, smartest, most versatile winter layer.
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What is it about turtlenecks? A tight black turtleneck makes us feel like we’ve read every book on our nightstand, while a mesh Jean Paul Gaultier turtleneck makes us feel like a 90s club kid; knowing how to style a turtleneck made of cashmere makes us feel like we were born with a glass of merlot in one hand and a revolutionary manifesto in the other. They straddle the entire spectrum of loveable, slightly grating TV characters, from Larry David to Frasier Crane—normcore daddies, from the tops of their shining heads to their socks-and-sandals-laden toes—to the iconic silhouette of Steve Jobs, as well as countless beatniks and Black activists. Our personal fashion icon/patron saint, Fran Drescher in The Nanny, is a master of styling turtlenecks:

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And who could forget the majesty of this chain-and-fanny pack combo by Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson? That dude really knows how to wear a turtleneck.

Turtlenecks are the outfit equivalent of a wink, so it’s no wonder that they have staying power in closets of all genders. As Kelsey McKinney explains in a *muah* opus on the history of turtlenecks, the turtleneck first gained popularity during medieval times, when bros going into battle in Europe wanted to avoid chainmail chafing. Relatable. 

Eventually, turtleneck outfits entered sportswear; they made their way onto Gibson Girl necklines and the wardrobes of intellectuals on the Left Bank of Paris; they became a visual shorthand for individual freedom and a go-to look for the women’s liberation movement and activists of color. Remember that iconic 1971 photo of Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes? 

The turtleneck has been busy, baby. And while this is just about the time when we hit our winter breaking point, we can always look to turtlenecks as a versatile clothing staple that can take us from fall through spring, styled for freezing temps and 60-degree days alike. Perhaps you’re bicoastal and still haven’t mastered the art of layering for East Coast frost, but don’t have room for more than a few massive puffers in our closet (same). Maybe you’ve been out here sucking icicles off the veranda for a while, you unhinged Midwesterner, and want a few more turtleneck styling ideas to inspire you. Whatever you need, tell it to the turtleneck, your one-stop shop for warmth and ‘tude. 

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Whether you have a small budget, or many clams; whether you’re seeking a new skirt, suit, or dress to pair with your favorite turtleneck, here are 10 ways for every gender to style a turtleneck, the coolest piece of cold-weather apparel for a date, the office, the dog park, or sitting on top of a bearskin rug in nothing else but your 1980s Soviet undies.  

Streetwear casual turtlenecks

Maybe you’re heading out for drinks on a Tuesday, picking up a cannoli, or heading into the office. Whatever casual activity you’re doing, you’re doing it in this foolproof turtleneck styling equation. The base layer is, of course, a super-tight black turtleneck:


$36 at Los Angeles Apparel

$36 at Los Angeles Apparel

$24.90 at Amazon

$24.90 at Amazon

Pop a large T-shirt over the turtleneck, throw on some Adidas track pants (over wool tights or UNIQLO HEATTECH long johns if you live in colder temps), and BING BONG, you have a cozy and relaxed everyday uniform. 


$75$53 at Adidas

$75$53 at Adidas

$75 at Grailed

$75 at Grailed

Play with proportion

Take inspiration from the billowing, oversized silhouettes of zoot suits, Jil Sander, Kermit the frog as David Byrne, and the present renaissance of wide-leg, high-waist trousers [Harry Styles has entered the chat], and pair your loose suit with an extra-warm turtleneck. This one is nearly 50% off and made of cashmere. Cashmere. You will never grow cold, looking so mid-century hot. 


$123 at Nordstrom

$123 at Nordstrom

$99.90$49.90 at Uniqlo

$99.90$49.90 at Uniqlo
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$65 at ASOS

$65 at ASOS

$98 at Everlane

$98 at Everlane

The turtleneck surprise

You’re not like other turtleneck wearers, are you? You’re either ASAP Rocky or someone’s Democratic uncle from Rhode Island who slips this turtleneck bib on for a run to the farmer’s market. You may giggle now, but is there any worse feeling than having too many layers and a neck that’s still cold? This fixes all of that.  


$20.99 at Amazon

$20.99 at Amazon

Embrace the turtleneck dress

It’s like if you had a turtleneck *puffs joint* that just never ended, man. This look also reminds us of those snapshots of Joan Didion with her Corvette Stingray, and would look great paired with knee-high boots. RIP to the GOAT, dude. 


$89$36.97 at Nordstrom

$89$36.97 at Nordstrom

$30.99 at Amazon

$30.99 at Amazon

The acid fisherman

What exactly are you fishing for over at Prettyboy Reservoir? You’ll get tackled in compliments with this look, you sensitive ruffian. Just pair a turtleneck with a shearling vest and, depending on where you are, some cargo shorts or a cargo pant by Carhartt.


$34 at Los Angeles Apparel

$34 at Los Angeles Apparel

$210 at Farfetch

$210 at Farfetch

Style down a swanky dress

If you have a semi-formal event, or just want to look like the Gen Z incarnation of Little House on the Prairie, try pairing a sheer turtleneck over a printed dress with some sneakers. 


$9.99 at Amazon

$9.99 at Amazon
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$500$225 at Collina Strada

$500$225 at Collina Strada

$120 at Nike

$120 at Nike

The turtleneck-bowling shirt combo

It’s Tony Soprano meets The Big Lebowski. Pair any button-down bowling/Dad™ top with a hot pastrami sammy and a turtleneck, and you’ll have a look that says, “You owe me money, Charlie. But I’m going to let it slide this time, ‘cause I like you. Ya got spunk, kid.”  


$26.99 at Amazon

$26.99 at Amazon


$26.88 at Amazon

$26.88 at Amazon

$59 at Urban Outfitters

$59 at Urban Outfitters

You are a long, loose bean

Wide collar, wider pants. While we dig a tight-fitting turtleneck as an outfit base, the sensation of pairing a wide-collar turtleneck with loose trousers is the closest thing we have to becoming an inflatable tube person


$75 at Urban Outfitters

$75 at Urban Outfitters

$79.50$54.99 at Madewell

$79.50$54.99 at Madewell

Crying in the club

This is what you wear to shoot your shot with FKA Twigs at Anomalie Art Club in Berlin. I wore this turtleneck with assless chaps, but it would also look great with a faux-leather skirt and a long Matrix-style duster.   


$39.95 at Showpo

$39.95 at Showpo

$18.99 at Amazon

$18.99 at Amazon

Invest in a statement turtleneck

When in doubt, let an over-the-top turtleneck take the reins. Look for cut-out tops that make you look like you’re in The Fifth Element, unique prints for all your hot Baroque moods, and a check op-art turtlnecks that will dress up your go-to Levi’s jeans.


$640$256 at Net-A-Porter

$640$256 at Net-A-Porter
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$240$182 at SSENSE

$240$182 at SSENSE

$22.95 at PacSun

$22.95 at PacSun

Just start answering the door in this

Uber certainly Eats, but you ate in this bodysuit when you answered the door. Consider this next-level, horny hermit-wear. It’s ideal for bong-lounging on the couch, getting the mail (or just thinking about getting the mail), and making jazz hands.  https://bdgastore.com/products/x-ivy-park-turtleneck-rib-knit-bodysuit 


$75 at Bodega

$75 at Bodega

See, doesn’t that feel better? [Enters weighted blanket cocoon.]


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