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Are you stoked for Halloween 2022, but don’t want to shred your bills on a $115 polyblend wizard cape that you’ll never wear again? Number one, how dare you, but also, understandable. We also know you are not made of coins, despite the twinkle in your eye, and you don’t want to spend the equivalent of four AT&T bills on a sExY aLpiNe YoDeler ‘fit, when the closest thing you have to the alps is a bike ride up the local highway overpass. No, we need some costumes with second life potential, or a better price tag. Alas [rips cauldron bong], do not mistake our general pickiness around this issue as a disinterest in Halloween and unique costumes. Au contraire, dude. We would like to dress up, but don’t want to look half-assed; we want to look clever, comfortable, and more well-read than everyone else in matters of cinema, literature, and pop culture. Is that too much to ask? We didn’t think so. The following Halloween costumes will all run you under a hundo. We’ve covered everything the couple’s costumes that won’t give everyone else secondhand embarrassment and the gnarliest, grossest, scariest masks available on the free market, but here we’ve got the movie costume ideas that will make you look instantly cultured, the vampire costumes that are weirdly hot, and the schticks to pull off with your dog. Brain out of juice? Steal these ideas!
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The best classic costumes (that still aren’t basic)
Sniff out the people who shared your brand of pre-teen angst by coming as the Blink 182 album nurse:
Another 90s classic is Drew Barrymore in Scream (RIP). You probably already have the fisherman sweater, but you might want to get a new one if you’re going all in with the fake blood:
The best costumes from iconic screen vampires
Also, just make a list of the most bangin’ on-screen vampires, from Aaliyah in Queen of the Damned… to literally any frilly-shirted character from Interview With the Vampire…Or, for those vamps who like to go out in daylight, we suggest Wesley Snipes’ blood-sucker in Blade:
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The best costumes for you and your pet
The best onesie costumes
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Now on any other year, this would just be ye olde skelly costume. But this onesie, paired with a blonde wig? You are siiiiick, and you're married. (You are Phoebe Bridgers.)I know I just mounted a soapbox re: staying warm, but you know what’s better than warm? Hot. HOT HOT HOT. Tater tot hot:Also, IMO all the trappings of this sexy fallen angel outfit are very reusable. Consider Valentine’s Day, birthdays, Wednesdays! C’mon, man:See you on the streets, pumpkins.
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