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The Best Memorial Day Deals on Sex Toys and CBD

Whether you’re looking for a sweet deal on vibrating buttplugs or delicious hemp gummies, tis the weekend to make that purchase.
May 28, 2021, 10:15am
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When you think of Memorial Day deals, you might think of the big categories for mainstream American shoppers: coffee tables, shoes, shit like that. And of course, those are great; consider us fully enchanted by the absolutely bonkers number of Memorial Day deals, sales, and discount codes out there this weekend. But with #progress in society comes #progress in deals, and that means that Memorial Day shopping fodder also includes two of our favorite things: weed stuff and sex stuff.

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Hence, we scoured the web (and made some fully delightful visits to some of our favorite sex toy and CBD websites) to bring you “tha real dealz”—the bargains on all the stuff in our nightstand that makes us go hellllllllllll yeah. Whether you’re looking for a vibrating buttplug or some delicious hemp gummies, tis the weekend to make that purchase, beautiful hedonists. Enjoy.


Foria is offering 20% off its new CBD-infused sex oil with the code SEXOIL from May 28 through May 31. With 400 milligrams of broad-spectrum CBD, it's a truly feel-good product with an equally feel-good deal. 

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Awaken Arousal Oil with CBD, $48 $38.40 at Foria

LELO, which makes some of our favorite high-end vibrators and toys around, has tons of great discounts and deals right now, including 20% off the best-selling Ina II and 15% off the mind-blowing Bruno prostate stroker.

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Ina 2, $159 $127.20 at LELO

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LELO Bruno Black, $169 $143.65 at LELO

Adam & Eve is one of the most iconic places for sex toys on the web, and they’re offering up to 50% off vibrators.

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Satisfyer 1 Next Generation, $29.95 $24.95 at Adam & Eve

Lovehoney is offering a 40% to 60% discount off a selection of toys, lingerie, games, essentials and more. The sale runs through May 27. A 10-function vibrating butt plug for under 20 bucks? We’ll take it! Or go for the brand’s signature extra-powerful wand vibrator, which has a solid five star rating from more than 3,500 reviews.

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Lovehoney Extra Powerful Multispeed Plug-In Massage Wand Vibrator, $69.99 $35 at Lovehoney

Verishop is offering big savings on its Single Girl's Bundle ($43 off) and Frenchman vibrator ($16.50 off). 

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The Frenchman Vibrator, $55 $38.50 at Verishop

Ella Paradis will offer up to 90% off select items with the code MEMDAY through May 31, including popular picks like the clit-charming Tap Dancer and the Fiji Couples Vibe.  

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Better Love Fiji Couples Vibe, $274.99 $82.29 at Ella Paradis

The Best Memorial Day CBD Deals

Lord Jones makes some of the most beautiful (and beautifully packaged) CBD gummies online, and it’s offering 25% off all Gumdrop flavors with the discount code FLAVOR25.

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Old Fashioned Hemp-Derived CBD Gumdrops, $45 $33.75 at Lord Jones

Happy Dance’s packaging is enough serotonin as it is, but they’re also offering 20 percent off the All Over Body Butter with code 'BUTTERMEUP' from May 30 to 31.

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CBD Body Butter, $25 (+ 20% off with the code BUTTERMEUP) at Happy Dance

NuLeaf Naturals is one of America’s most pioneering hemp companies, and it’s offering 25% off all orders with code MEMDAY25.

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Full-Spectrum CBD Oil, 900 mg, $99 $79 at NuLeaf Naturals

cbdMD No, not like WebMD, dude. cbdMD is offering 30% off all orders with the code MEMORIAL through May 31. It’s a good time to load up on hemp gummies for both you and your highly neurotic rescue puppy that you impossibly adopted three months into lockdown.

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Pet CBD Soft Chews for Dogs, $34.99 (+ 30% off with the code MEMDAY30) at cbdMD

Fab CBD is made from organically grown, lab-tested, Colorado hemp, and is offering 30% off all orders with code MEMORIAL30.

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Citrus CBD Oil (300mg), $39 $27.30 at Fab CBD

See you in the bedroom, with our Foria, gummies, and vibes. Check out the rest of the best Memorial Day deals here.


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