This is called pampas grass: Wikimedia Commons
Do you like it? Wikimedia Commons
Does it evoke any certain, sensual feelings within you?
Just asking. Photo via Flickr
Is this plant good? Photo via Wikimedia Commons
Would you trust this plant around your boyfriend/girlfriend? Photo via Flickr
Do you only like this plant when you're drunk? Photo via Flickr
So do you like this plant?
If you answered yes to any of the above, congratulations: You're a swinger. Pampas grass is no innocent garden fixture—it's a secret signal in the swinger community. Apparently, if you plant it outside your house, your open-minded neighbors will flock to you. Because of this association, no one likes this plant, according to the Telegraph. "Many nurseries have stopped stocking it entirely, and even large suppliers have seen numbers plummet, as buyers shun the plant for fear of what it means," the publication reports. The only people who like this plant are swingers, who use it as a way to discern other swingers. Can you like this plant without being a swinger? Of course. But somewhere, deep down, you probably would enjoy seeking out couples to swap partners with every once in a while. Just consider it.