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Madame Save-a-Slime-BallDear Ms. Save-a-Slime-Ball,How can you love someone who everyone's been making love to? I could never see myself dating a girl who slept with all of my friends. Every time I'd kiss her, I'd wonder who else I was kissing. Or what else I was kissing… For me to date a girl like that, I'd have to leave the state just to keep all of the jealous thoughts out of my head. That’s too much trouble. You need to find someone untainted.The reality is that most neighborhoods aren't that big. So if you're dealing with a guy everybody's slept with, everyone's is going to know. And it’ll be hard to have him around your girlfriends now, when you know they’ve already done the nasty. What’s going to stop him from going there again? Your friends? They already showed you how they like to get down.I’ll give you an example from my life. I once had a threesome with a friend and a girl he was dating. The three of us were hanging out one time and my homie said, “We're going to get a hotel,” so I said, “OK, catch you later.” But he stopped me. “No, no, no. It's for us… She wants both of us.” I was like, “Whatever. She's hot.”
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