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Magnum: To bed? Ha, ha, ha. Just jesting.Ex2) Angela: That is such a sexist thing to say.
Magnum: "I am a sexy man," he replied, assuming sexist meant the same as sexy.But their moronic magnetism can’t be consummated because Magnum’s petrified of spreading his seed. So they engage in some strategic rubbing, her “woman’s cleft sliding back and forth along the ridge of his erection” while he shouts, “ride me harder, sweet angel. Bring me to heaven” before coming all over his skirt.Where I finally left off was when Angela, due to her mounting sexual frustration, decides to dub herself with the nickname Hormones ‘R’ Us. In response, Magnum grunts to her, saying, “Methinks this is all about lust. Methinks you are as randy as a mare afore being mounted by her stallion.” I need a breather.

Rating: 5 Dildos. Stay tuned for Part II of The Very Virile Viking, which will answer your burning questions like: Will anyone finally enlighten Magnum about the existence of condoms? When will everyone realize that some quantum entanglement has just occurred? When will Angela soothe her burning crotchfire? And: does this book have an actual plot?Previously - Gray Pleasures
