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Idiot Friend Who Didn't Want Me to Use His Name: What do you mean?Why do you like giving hickeys?
I don't know, they're just hot.But then what? You just walk around with them out there? Do you not have a job? Or a family? Or friends? Or any thought for what strangers in the street might think of you?
I guess I just don't really care what other people think of me.Eugh. You're one of those. Well, what is it that you like about them?
I don't know… They're hot?Do you like giving them or receiving them?
Both.What's hot about them?
I don't know… They're just… hot.OK. Cool. You've been very insightful. Thanks.To conclude: Based on the evidence we've seen here, people who give hickeys are idiots.From now on, if someone gives me one of these without my prior written consent, I am suing them.Follow Jamie on Twitter - @JLCT
