
I’ve been dating a girl for a while and I really like her but she only wants to meet really late at night. I’ve never met any of her friends or family and I’m starting to think she’s ashamed of me. What should I do?Shamefully,
PizzafaceHot Dog Late-Night Texts You His KnowledgePizzaface! Of course she’s ashamed of you! Women like to show off their boyfriends the way children like to show off their paintings or Courtney Love likes to show strangers her tits: they’re just so excited to do it! If she’s not displaying you like you’re a bright red ass and she’s a baboon at a drive-thru safari, then she is definitely ashamed of you. And sadly there’s nothing you can do about that (other than stop being so fucking shameful, you disgusting monster). And just like my mom says, “The only thing you can control in this world is how you react to other people. Also, I’m disappointed in you.” So here’s some tips on how to make it A-O-K that she thinks yr LAME-O-GAY:
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